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My sisters now engaged to her new boyfriend from the block
My brothers took his time but now he’s gone and tied the not
My cousins had a baby with his trouble and strife
My best friends dating Olga whose gone and changed his life 
Even my old Gran, has met a bloke from  bingo
And my Auntie Pam, sees her trainer called Joe      
So what’s the master plan, Cause I think it’s got a flaw
So it has to beg the question
Is there anybody single anymore?
Nobody Single no more, everyone hooked up but not me
Nobody Single no more, everyone loved up but not me
Nobody Single no more, and it’s been bothering me
So I think I’ll have to mingle is there anybody single
 
My doctor he prescribed a dose of sociality
But every time I take a shot it seems to disagree 
My dog has done a runner with the Spaniel from the park 
And my cat is only resting cause she’s out straight after dark
Think I’ll read a book, with a nice cup of tea
So much time to cook, I’ll see what’s good on TV 
Cos everywhere I look, it feels like people know the score
So it has to beg the question, 
Is there anybody single anymore?